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Dear readers, write avoid your calendar for today. This is an important day for all Italians and dementemastella for us. We are proud to present world premiere of the first credit card issued by a blog: MastelCard . This is an innovative, young and dynamic that will allow those that require you to take advantage of everyone, but all the privileges of the Minister, free and free shipping! Will be distributed in three versions: Basic, Gold and Platinum.

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• keep alive a surrogate newspaper : get € 1,331,000 (to be shared with the rest of the family), with MastelCard.
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• Rai Threatening to go on the air what you want, when you think: 0 €, with MastelCard
• receive their pension as a journalist without having written any articles and after less than a year's work: € 0, MastelCard

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• All the benefits of Gold
• Making the mayor in your town with Forza Italy and be elected to the Senate with the European Union: 0 €, with MastelCard
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• Transfer the investigating magistrate on you: EUR 0, with MastelCard
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iTune Podcast + = Inglese lessons

As in the past 2 days I was able to experience the potential dell'iTune store. . Today I devote myself to the description of how to (groped) to improve their English (and others) through the use of podcasting.
The first step is to open the iTune software, then click on the item iTune store you find in the tree to the left of the page. As soon as the store was loaded vost left to find this block .. (Picture at right) and click on Podcasts. At this point there is a new world. Tuti those who create audio files have to share their podacst sull'iTune Store .. almost everyone. What interested me though was to see if there was some way, or files with which you could do a little 'practice with their English (listening and written). Well .. all this .. C'E '!
Just go to the English section of the Store and click (at the top of the page) on ITALIANO. Now you can pick any number in the search than it does for you. I propose the following an interesting series, if you've installed iTune and click the link below, you will send directly to the relevant page of the Podcast: Improving

: listening skills
Inglese as a second language
How to .. (Learn Inglese)
Grammar challenge
Listen to enlish
Talk about Inglese (Learn Inglese)
Business Inglese Inglese
grammar help


Just Vocabulary vocabulary
Very vocabulary

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The happy hour is over

Simpatico title to describe the end of a period, perhaps referring to a period of life just a few people that inhabit or have inhabited, the lives of some 'all (although in this case the dish is very masculine) ... I found particularly clever way of telling stories and describe how this ends up happy-hour ... I will therefore propose that, with all the appropriate references. The author is a witty Viscountess , sarcasm and irony surely not lacking.

At twenty animated the dreams of so many peers, beautiful and damned were politically engaged because the "social" was not yet in fashion and had read Erica Jong, hummed The Fairy bucket or applauded De Andrè.

The girls loved them but they always had, first of all friends or the world to change and then they always had a girlfriend at home to spring up the ass for Sunday lunch.

Venuti on a Negroni and Plaigin, everything was permissible for them to use condoms furochè then considered only when there was always fearful of contraception in their memories the English girl who had been his heart beat faster and the thirties who had introduced to the pleasures of sex.

Thirty men were already part of the world for nothing, eternal and eternally engaged students believe that if the world would change at least their destiny. Refined seducer of mankind, they knew how to conquer a woman who was never the right one because that just always waiting for them at home without ever asking for anything while they were learning to see a wine list and a barrel roll in a few seconds, though they now had acquired more sophisticated means to find the buzz necessary to let go.

intelligent, educated, sensitive, tormented and alleged connoisseur of the female especially, it seemed that the world would fall at their feet from time to time and waiting for that to happen you have the luxury to tell you that there are rules and that everyone should live according to his own inclination as to meet the requirement of a condom, you looked as if they doubt their infallibility

Forty you will find yourself alone, the eternal girlfriend, that bitch, she married another and they have become hypochondriacs, verbose, misogynist, paranoid terror and not the functions. Now, without alcohol, tranquilizers, stimulants, cocaine, hashish or antidepressants are no longer able even to fuck because you tell them that sex with a woman bored and looking for something more but just do not care to look that one condom held in portfolio for years, because, you say, we only miss one and then it does not really more than anything. Now are moved in front of those children for whom until recently did not feel ready and have started to divide the world of women among those who are potential mothers, those that have already and those for which it is too early or too late.

But the worst thing is that now, they explain, understand many things.

And they became anti-abortion.

via: Macchianera

original text by: Viscountess

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Take the metro in Guangzhou

Well, finished the holidays and returned home, I can finally review the blog page obscured by the Chinese firewall, as all the information and results contained in Wikipedia pages. It is still not really a democracy is a sham democracy with apparent behind a regime that still controls everything.

Well, one of the most user friendly in Guangzhou is the subway. 3 lines that connect the most interesting parts of the city and business. The indications are, fortunately, bilingual (English and Chinese) The ticket is a snap. Just choose the destination station, enter the amount and that's it ... But do not run into one of the days party at the turn of December 31. Attached is a quick filmatino captured with the camera .... before being overwhelmed. Reliable information
declaring that the days of 30/31 December and 1 January of Guangzhou Metro has been used by about 2,000,000 people per day!

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It's never too late ...

It's never too late to wish you the duties earlier this year I'm going to ask you (oh you of the crew) with a poem particularly suited to the diary of the Captain and passengers to land, sea, sky ...

JOURNEY

E 'on a cargo ship that becomes a journey, a ship
for coal.
There is only one port that we have not touched
a sadness that we have not sung,
the horizon that could be seen in the morning we left
not

behind us every night and the stars have not gone

touching the water at dawn and water leaking
is not a reflection of the great nostalgia.
There we go, say, we go there?

Nazim Hikmet, 1948

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